One of my fondest memories of my youth was discovering my father’s secret porn stash that he had hidden in the garage. I made the mistake of sharing the discovery with a couple of my friends and one tattled. That was the end of that and the friendship never recovered. These days, I am an uncle to a great kid, but he is into the likes of Taylor Swift and Kim Kardashian. I mean, I love Kim’s ass and everything, but those girls have nothing on pornstars. And I say that as someone who has watched the infamous sex tape.

Hiding a porn stash is pretty easy now that every one has computers and mobile devices. Unless he goes through my search history when visiting, I think I am in the clear and remaining in my sister’s good graces. If he did look though, he’d find a lot of Brett Rossi. Yes, the same Brett Rossi that was with Charlie Sheen.

After using this 75% discount to Pimp.xxx, I headed straight for Brett’s cuckold scene. She fucked her husband’s martial arts instructor right in front of him and didn’t even feel bad about it.